This is a website. Click on the links above if you want to find out more about me, read these stupid fucking blogs I wrote every day for almost 3 years (and a few non-sequential ones more recently) or find out where I’m performing any time soon. This, however, is the home page. Consider those links to be different rooms in the home. The fun happens in those rooms rather than out here, on the drive.
Come on in, why don’t you?